Office Mein Kaam Se Bachne Ke 10 Tarike

1. Kam se kam 10 bahane yaad karke rakho, aur jaise hi tumhara boss tumhe timepass karta paaye to koi bhi ek bahana de dena. Dhyaan rakhna, ek hi bahana dubaara mat batlana. 2. Apne sabhi office ke doston ko chhoti moti party dete raha karo. Apna saara kaam unhi se nikalva liya karo, tumko kaam karne ki kya zaroorat. 3. Jis din zyaada tension aaye, apne office ke sabhi computers pe virus chhod do. Virus sab ka kaam tamaam kar dega. Aur tumhe chhutti mil jayegi. 4. Apne computer ko format kardo aur iska ilzaam kisi aur ke sar daal do. Aur khafa hokar ghar ke liye nikal jao. Zor se bolo ki tumhe koi kaam hi nahi karne deta. Yaad karke apni important files ka backup le lena. 5. Apne office mein black and white zamaane ke geet bajao. Saare log itne pareshan ho jaayenge ki tumhara kaam khud hi karne lagenge aur tumhe rawana kar denge. 6. Koi bhi kaam ho mazaak mein liya karo. Jeevan mein serious hoke kya milega. Koi bhi kaam karo tu usmein kam se kam 13 galtiyan karo. Koi bhi tumhe kaam dene ke naam se hi ghabrayega. 7. Apna din bhar ka kaam 2-3 ghanton mein khatam kardo. Fir baki bache din mein kaam karne ka naatak karo. Hamare facebook page mein aake samay barbaad kiya karo. 8. Din bhar facebook par dhongibaba ke chamatkar ke baare mein duniya ko batao. Hamari kripa se tumhara uddhar hoga ki nahi ye to pata nahi, par dusron ka zaroor ho jaayega. 9. Koi tumhe dekhe to ekdum pareshaan chehra bana ke computer ki taraf dekhte raho. Koi naya kaam dene aaye to ekdum rota hua chehra bana lo jaise bijlee tum par giree ho. 10. Har do minute mein zor zor se khaansi karo. Koi paas aaye to khaansi karo. Rumaal ka bilkul upyog mat karna. Jab tak tumhe ghar jaane ko log nahi kehte, tab tak naatak jari rakho.

Aakhir kyun hai Dhongibaba – Baba no 1?

Aap Dhongibaba se itna prem kyun karte ho? Dhongibaba par aapko itna vishwas kyun hai? Dhongibaba ki bhavishyavani aapko itni pasand kyun hai? Kyun kyun kyun? Log aapse agar puchhte hain ye prashn, to unhe aap ye gyarah kaaran bata dein. In gyarah kaarano ko sunkar logon ko unke sabhi sawaalon ka jawab mil jayega. Aur wo bhi aapki hi tarah hamare bhakt ban jayenge. 1. Dhongibaba baaki saare baba log se zyada smart aur handsome hain. 2. Dhongibaba ke paas antaryami kaala chashma hai jo logon ke dil ya mann ki baat bhi padh leta hai. 3. Dhongibaba hamesha aapke paas uplabdh hai computer mein – 24 ghante, wo bhi muft mein. Aur koi baba ke liye aap ko line lagani padegi. 4. Dhongibaba jaat-paat mein vishwaas nai karte. Baba ke hazaaron saal ke chamatkari gyaan ki koi tulna nahi. 5. Dhongibaba ka gyan aapko kisi kitaab ya tv channel par nahi milega. Unki leela aparampaar hai. 6. Dhongibaba ki anmol bhavishyavani tumhe kahin aur sar patakne ya karodon rupaye dene par bhi nahi milegi. 7. Dhongibaba ki bhavishyavani padhne se aapki zindagi ekdum badal jaayegi. Sukh nahi to dukh – kuch to milega hi. 100 taka guarantee. 8. Dhongibaba ki bhavishyavani aap kabhi bhi aur kahin bhi padh sakte hain. Shauchalaya ho ya office mein boss se chhup ke. 9. Dhongibaba ki bhavishyavaniyan ekdum shaktishaali, tikaau, anubhav-bhari, gyan-bhari, dumdaar aur dhong-bhari hoti hai. 10. Baba jo bolte hain hamesha dil se bolte hain. Isiliye bhakt unko itna maante hain. 11. Hazaaron bhakt hain Dhongibaba ke Facebook pe. Utne bhakt galat to nahi ho sakte

Dhongibaba Ki Khas Peshkash Darde Dil Ki Dava ‘Bewafa Shayari’

Hamare jo bhakt prem ka paath padne ke baad asafal ho gaye hain unke liye hum laaye hain kuch dard bhare sms, jo aapko us bewafa ke diye zakhmo ko bharne mein madad karenge. To bhakton aap inhe us bewafa ko bhejiye aur use uski galti ka ehsaas karaiye. Use dikhaiye ki usne aap jaise insaan ko khokar kitni badi bhool ki hai… ________________________________________ Vadon par tere aitbaar kar baithe, Na jaane kis patthar dil se hum pyar kar baithe, Mohobbat ki raah mein chale sambhlkar bahut, Phir bhi na jaane kaise dhoka kha baithe. ________________________________________ Tere siva kabhi kisi ko na chaha humne, Apna har sapna tere liye lutaya humne, Jis rah par saath chalne ka sapna dikhaya tha toone, Unhi raahon par khud ko tanha paya humne. ________________________________________ Chala gaya wo hame bhulakar, Sapno ka mahal pal bhar mein jalakar, Socha tha sapne honge haqeeqat, Par bhool kar dee humne usse dil lagakar. ________________________________________ Duniya mohobbat ki humne bhi basayi thee, Duniya sapno ki humne bhi sajai thee, Jab tak chalengi saans hum rahenge saath, Ek bewafa ke saath ye kasmein humne bhi khayi thee. ________________________________________ Mohobbat mein akela chhod gaya wo hame, Apni mohobbat se maar gaya wo hame, Karte the yakeen hum khud se bhi zyaada, Wahi shaqs jeete jee maar gaya hame. ________________________________________ Hansti hui zindagi veeran kar gayi wo, Meri khushiyon ko pal bhar mein barbad kar gayi wo, Sapne dikhaye mohobbat ke kai usne, Aur baad mein un sapno ko jalakar raakh kar gayi wo. ________________________________________ Mere jazbaat se khel gaya wo, Pyaar ke vaade saare tod gaya wo, Pehle sapne dikhaye bade bade, Phir unhe apne hi haathon se tod gaya wo. ________________________________________ Saat samandar paar hum bhi kar lete, Uske liye saare zamane se hum bhi lad lete, Pyaar ki kadar hi na ki usne mere, Warna jholi khusiyon se uski hum bhi bhar dete. ________________________________________ Jisko apna samjha wahi tanha chhod gaya, Pyar ki rahon mein hame rota chhod gaya, Pehle sapne dikhaye rang birange, Baad mein unko berang kar gaya. ________________________________________ Na mohobbat hi naseeb hui, na pyar hame naseeb hua, Jisko dil ke sabse kareeb samjha wahi sabse door hua, Jaane kya khata ki humne is mohobbat mein, Jo dil ka aashiyana banne se pehle hi choor choor ho gaya. ________________________________________ Duva taqdeer badalti hai suna tha humne, Pyar mein hasti badal jaati hai suna tha humne, Dil to hota hai seeshe sa, Jab toone toda to ye jaan liya humne. ________________________________________ Jaane kyun wo humse khafa ho gaya, Na jane zindagi mein humse kya gunah ho gaya, bahut chaha humne use, Par jise chaha jaane kyun wahi humse door ho gaya. ________________________________________ Kuch is tarah toote sapne mere, Jaise sapno ka jaha ujad gaya ho, Uski fitrat ko kabhi samajh na paaye hum, Wo bewafa hai ye baat na jaan paaye hum. ________________________________________ Is suni aankhon mein intezaar unka hai, Dil ki har dhadkano mein naam unka hai, Pyaar kitna hai wo kabhi samajh hi na paaya, Na chahenge kabhi use, ab ye paigam dil ka hai. ________________________________________ Jaane kya baat hai ki gamon ki aadat see ho gayi hai ab, Jaane kya baat hai ki raat ko chhup chhup rone lage hain hum, tu to hai Bewafa jee bhar ke khel mere dil se, Kyunki tere diye chot khaane ki aadat si ho gayi hai hume ab. ________________________________________ Meri mohobbat ka katl karke wo khushhal ho gaye, Hum unke ishq mein badnaam ho gatye, Hame mili sirf badnami unki mohobbat mein, Hame badnaam karke wo to khushhal ho gaye. ________________________________________ Kuch iss tarah se bhula diya usne hame, Jaise ek raat ka sapna the kabhi hum. ________________________________________ Mohobbat ke safar mein saath dene wale bahut kam mile, Sapne dikhakar use todne waale hazaar mile, Rote rahe hum saari raat teri yaad mein, Teri yaad ko bhulane mein ab shayad hame barson lagein.

Formula 1 Hamesha Ladki ke aankho se aankhen milakar hi baat kare, isse Ladkiyan impress hoti hai. Formula 2 Ladkiyon se jab bhi mile ek pyaari si smile jarur kare. Formula 3 Hamesha unki help ke liye taiyaar rahe. Formula 4 unka Birth day kabhi naa bhule aur unhe koi Beautiful gift jarur de, yaa ek Rose. Formula 5 uus par kabhi bhi gussa na kare, Hamesha pyaar se hi pesh aaye. Formula 6 Ladkiyan Shayari pasand karti hai, isliye aksar unhe unki khubsurti par koi Shayari sunate rahe, aisa karte rahne se wo aapke pyaar me pagal ho jayegi. Formula 7 unse hamesha achche Dress me hi mile, yaad rakhe aap ko bhi attractive dkhna padega. Formula 8 agar aap ek hi class me hai to unko Study me yaa Notes banane me Help karte rahe, aisa karne se aap unke aur bhi karib aate jaenge. Formula 9 Aap jab bhi unse mile unhe Hi yaa Hello yaa Shake hand karna na bhule, isse apna pan badata jaega. Formula 10 Ladkiyon ko Good personality wale Ladke bahut achche lagte hai, issliye koi achchi si Gym me exercise kar apni Body ko attractive banaye. isse Ladkiyan aapko dekhte hi impress ho jaengi. Formula 11 Agar aapke pass cell phone hai aur us ladki ke paas bhi ( jise aap patana chahte hai), to aksar usko Funny SMS yaa Love SMS yaa Friendship SMS bhejte rahe. aisa karne se aap unki yaado me bane rahenge. Formula 12 Friendship aur Valentines day ko unhe hamesha wish kare aur ek Pyara sa Gift jarur de. aisa karna najdiki badane ke liye bahut jaruri hai. Formula 13 Ladkiyon se hamesha Romantic mood me hi baat kare, aise baat kare jisse unhe lage ki aap ko unse baat karke bahut hi maza aa raha hai. Formula 14 Hamesha unko Respect de, isse aap unki nazaron me ek achche Ladke bane rahenge, jo Ladki patane ke liye bahut hi jaruri hai. Formula 15 Ladkiyon se kabhi mat sharmaiye, Maximum Ladki sharmile Ladko ko pasand nahi karti hai, issliye hamesha frankly unse mile. Formula16 Apni Personality perfect rakhne ke liye hamesha chust durust dikhe, na ki sust yaa kaamchor. Ladkiyan furtile Ladko ko hi pasand karti hai. Formula 17 agar Ladki Filmo ki shaukin hai to usse aksar Film ke hi bare me baate kare, isse wo aapse apni feeling bantkar khush aur impress hongi. Formula 18 aap apne din ki shuruwat unhe ek mast Good Morning SMS bhejkar karen. Formula 19 Raat ko sone se pahle ek Pyara sa Good Night SMS bhejkar bhi aap unhe impress kar sakte hai. Formula 20 Ladkiyon se usi topic par baat-chit karo jis me use baat karne me maza aaye, isse wo aapse bahut samay tak baat kar sakti hai. aur aapki Dosti Pyar me bhi badal sakti hai. Formula 21 Ladkiyon ke samne hamesha apna Cina taan kar chale, aisa karne se Mardangi jhalkti hai aur Ladkiyan Mardon ko hi pasand karti hai. Formula 22 Ladkiyan darpok ladko ko pasand nahi karti hai issliye aap darna chhod de aar Ladkiyon se ek nidar ki tarah react kare. Formula 23 agar Ladki aapse kuch mange to use jarur pura karne ki koshish kare, isse Ladkiyan aapse itni impress hongi jiski aap imagine bhi nahi kar sakte. Formula 24 Unke Birth day par sabse pehle aap wish kare, isse wo aapko kabhi nahi bhul payengi. Formula 25 Hamesha unse kisi na kisi bahane milte rahe, isse aap unki nazaron aur yaado me aksar bane rahenge. Formula 26 unhe Dinner ya Lunch ke liye offer kare, ager wo agree ho jaye to unke pasand ke hotel me unke pasand ki dish order kare. wo turant aap par fida ho jayegi. Formula 27 Ladkiyon se pehle Dosti karo baad me unse apne Dil ki baat kahna, Pyar ke mamle me patience se kaam le. Formula 28 jab wo aap se baat kare to unki baato ko unki aankon me aankhen dalkar dhyanpurvak sune. Formula 29 Agar Ladki aapki neighbor ho to roz subah unko dekhte hi Good Morning jarur kahe. Formula 30 Agar Ladki aapki Class met ho to unse shake hand jarur kare. Formula 31 Agar aap unke sath antakhari khele to unko target karke Loveable song jarur gaye. Formula 32 Agar wo aapse raste par Lift mange to aap use jarur de, aur aise react kare jaise aap bahut jaruri kaam se ja rahe the Lekin unke liye aapne jaruri kaam chhod kar unhe Lift di, isse wo aap se Impress hue bina nahi rah sakegi aur aap use aasani se pata lenge. Formula 33 agar wo koi problem me ho to sabse pehle unki help ke liye aap pahuche, ye Ladki patane ke liye jaruri sabak hai. Formula 34 Ladkiyan bahut emotional hoti hai isliye unki emotion ki hamesha sammaan kare. Formula 35 agar Ladki koi bhari kaam kar rahi hai to aap unki madad jarur kare. kaam me hath batane se Pyar badata hai. Formula 36 agar School/College me unki Gaadi ka Petrol khatam ho gaya ho to aap apni Gaadi ka Petrol nikalkar jarur de. Formula 37 unse hamesha hansi mazak karte rahe, Lekin ek limit me hi. Formula 38 agar Ladki kahi paidal ja rahi ho to aap unhe apni Bike me Pahucha dene ka offer jarur kare, aisa impression jamane ke liye badiya mauka hai. Formula 39 aap kisi Ladki ko bahut pyar karte hai to apni feeling ko Pink color ke paper par likhkar unhe jarur de, yaani unhe Love Letter likhe. Formula 40 Maximum Ladkiyan Funny Ladke pasand karti hai, isliye aapko bhi Funny banana padega. Formula 41 Jab bhi aap Ladkiyon se mile to unhe ek Mazedar Jokes jarur sunaye, yaa kuch Funny Shayari hi. (click here for Funny SMS & Funny Shayari Collection) Formula 42 agar wo Morning walk karne jati hai to aap bhi uske sath sath walk karne jaye, subah ke mast mahaul me aap unse Mazedar baate kar unhe impress kar sakte hai. Formula 43 agar unke paas cell phone hai to kisi bhi bahane unse Contact karte rahiye, aur SMS bhi bhejte rahiye. (click here for World’s largest collection of SMS) Formula 44 agar unka tabiyat thik naa ho to unse milne jarur jaye, aur unka haal chaal jarur puche. Formula 45 apne Birth Day me unhe invite karna na bhule, aur aaye to ye kahna “aap hi ka intzar kar raha tha, ab aap aa gai ho ab mai Cake katunga. Formula 46 unke diye hue Gift ki tarif jarur kare, tarif karna Deep me Ghee dalne ke saman hai. Formula 47 agar unka Mail ID aap jante ho to unko Mail karte rahe aur ye ehsas dilaye ki aap dinbhar unki hi khayalo me khoye rahte hai. Formula 48 agar aap ko apne Padosan ko patana ho to unke ghar aate jate rahe aur jarurat padne par unki madad karte rahe. Formula 49 agar Padosan ka bhai bhi hai to, Pehle uske bhai se Dosti karo, uske bhai ki nazaro me aap ek samajhdar Ladke ki tarah raho, isse aapka unke ghar aana jana laga rahega. Formula 50 Har insan apni tarif sunana chahta hai, isliye aap Ladki ke har Chijo ki tarif karte rahe. Formula 51 Ladkiyon se hamesha Confidence ke sath hi baat kare. Formula 52 agar aap kisi Ladki ko Patana chahte hai to usse baat karne ki koshish kare. aur apni feeling ko kisi din Letter me likhkar unhe de do. isse Ladki aapke Himmat ki Kayal ho jayegi. Formula 53 agar unka koi Nick name ho to aap unko Nick name se hi pukare. isse aap unko apne se lagenge. Formula 54 Jab bhi aap unse mile to unko uske pasand ki Chocolate jarur de. Ladkiyon ke shauk pure karne se unko Patane me aasani hoti hai. Formula 55 agar Ladki ice-cream khane ki shaukin ho to unko jarur isske liye offer karte rahe.. Formula 56 Ladkiyan agar group me ho to aap unhe (Jinhe Patana hai) hi dekhte rahe, aisa karne se wo bhi aap ke taraf attract ho jaegi. Formula 57 agar aap kisi Ladki ko Propose karna chahte ho to, aap unka ek hath pakadkar unhe Red Rose dekar Propose kare. wo aap ka Proposal jarur accept kar legi. Formula 58 unki har ada ki tarif jarur kare, wo jarur khush hongi. Formula 59 Propose karna Mard ka kaam hai iss liye aap ye mat soche ki Ladki aakar aapko Propse karengi, Pahle aapko hi Propose karna hoga. Formula 60 agar wo kabhi aapke ghar ke samne se gujre to use apne ghar jarur bulayen, aur Chaay ya Coffee jarur pilaye. isse wo aapke mehman navaji ki kayal ho jayegi. Formula 61 agar aap unka ghar jante hai to Holi ke din uske ghar unke sath Holi khelne jana na bhule aur unke sath khub hansi mazak kare. Formula 62 agar aap Party me kisi Ladki ko Patana chahte ho to, aap sabse pehle unse jakar mile aur apna Introduction de, isse dhire-dhire baat chit ka silsila shuru hoga aur aap use Pata lenge. Formula 63 aap ki Padosan agar School/College jane ke liye nikal rahi ho to aap unke sang hole aur unse baat karte hue aap bhi jaye. aisa Continue 3 Dino tak kare aur 4th Din mat jana, wo 5th Din aapse jarur puchegi kal kyu nahi aaye. aur iss tarah mulakat se aap use Pata hi lenge. Formula 64 Ladki Patane ke liye Confidence bahur hi jaruri hai isliye aap Pahle apne aap pe bharosa rakhiye ki aap use Pata kar hi Dumm lenge, aur aap apne Confidence ke bal par hi use Pata lenge. Formula 65 Ladkiyan Patane ke liye apne aap me kuch quality paida kare, jaise Singing, Dancing, Body Building, Acting. quality hone se Ladki Patana bahut asan ho jata hai. Formula 66 agar aap me koi buri aadat ho to use chhod de, bure Ladke pasand nahi kiye jate hai, isliye apni buri aadato ko chod de. Formula 67 Ladkiyon ke samne kabhi bhi Smoking na kare aur na hi Drinking. ye baat hamesha yaad rakhe Ladkiyan Good Manners wale Ladko ko hi Pasand karti hai. Formula 68 Ladkiyon ke samne kabhi bhi Gandi baate naa kare isse aapka unke samne ek bad boy ki image ban jaygi. aap unke samne Talented person ki tarah hi Behavior kare. Formula 69 agar aap jante hai ki wo kis Film Hero ki Fane hai to aap usi Hero ke jaisi Hare Style rakhe aur usi ki tarah dikhne ki khoshish kare. Ladki aapse impress hogi hi. Formula 70 aap hamesha unse sach bolne ki koshish kare, isse aap unhe sachche Ladke lagenge. jo ki impress karne ke liye jaruri hai. Formula 71 aap unke prati hamesha vafadar rahe, har Ladkiyan ek vafadar sathi ki talash me rehti hai. Formula 72 agar aapke makaan ke kiraye daar ko Patana ho to uske kuch mahine ka Kiraya maaf karde. isse aapki unse najdikiyan badengi. aur wo aapka ehsan mand ho jaengi Formula 73 Ladkiyan hazirjawab Ladkon ko Pasand karti hai issliye aap hazirjawab dene wale person baniye. Formula 74 Kai Ladkiyan filmo ki baate karna bahut pasand karti hai, aise Ladkiyon se aap unke pasand ki filmo ke baare me baate karke unhe impress kar sakte hai. Formula 75 intelligent Ladko se Ladkiyan impress hoti hai issliye aap apni Study improve karke Ladkiyon ko impress kar sakte hai. Formula 76 Ladkiyan Patane ke liye aapka General Knowledge Strong hona chahiye, GK Ladkiyon ko Patane me bahut hi Helpful hota hai. Formula 77 Ladkiyan saaf suthri image wale Ladko ko Like karti hai issliye aap jhagde-jhanjhaton se dur hi rahe. Formula 78 aap jis Ladki ko Patana chahte hai use agar koi pareshaan kar raha ho to aap us Ladki ki madad kare, isse wo Ladki aapse turant Pat jayegi. Formula 79 agar wo koi khaas type ke Book read karne ki shaukin ho to aap use wo Book Gift kare (for exa. Comics, Film Magazines etc.). wo aapse jarur impress hongi aur aap unhe easily Pata lenge. Formula 80 hamesha koi badiya Body Spray (Perfume) lagaya kare. aapke Body ki khushbu Ladkiyon ko aapki aur attract karegi Formula 81 agar wo aapki kuch help kare to usse thanks jarur kahe. impression jamane ke liye ye chhoti-chhoti formalities bahut kaam aati hai. Formula 82 agar aapke paas Bike ho to use hamesha saaf suthri rakhe, Ladkiyan Saaf suthri Bike me hi ghumna Pasand karti hai. issliye apne Bike ko attractive banaaye. Formula 83 Aap Mobile set aisa rakhe jo aapki Personality ko suet kare. achhe Mobile set rakh kar Ladkiyon ko apni taraf attract kiya ja sakta hai. Formula 84 apne cell phone ke wallpaper me unka Photo set kar ke rakhe, aur use dikhaye wo aapse jarur impress hongi. Formula 85 aap kisi din unse ye kah kar ki “aap mujhe aapna autograph denge to ye meri khushnasibi hogi”. aap unka autograph mangkar unko impress kar sakte hai. Formula 86 apne cell phone me koi Romantic Ring tone hi rakhe, Romantic Ring tone sunkar Ladkiyan jarur impress hoti hai. Ladkiyon ko Patane ke liye unhe impress karna bahut hi jaruri hai. Formula 87 unke ghar ke paas se jab bhi gujre unhe dekhne ki koshish jarur kare. unhe ye ehsas dilana jaruri hai ki aap unme interest rakhte hai. Formula 88 agar aap unse kahi mile aur unke sath me unke Parents ho to unke Paanv (charan) chhue. Ladki turant aapse impress hogi (agar Ladki JaanPehchan wali ho ussi condition me hi). Formula 89 agar wo age me aapse chhoti ho phir bhi aap unse “AAP” kahkar hi baat kare. unhe lagna chahiye ki aap unka bahut respect karte hai. Formula 90 unke sath kabhi bhi bahas nahi kare hamesha unki baat ka sath de. tabhi unko Pata sakte hai. Formula 91 har Ladki apne Khubsurti ki tarif sunana chahti hai issliye aap unki khubsurti ka hamesha tarif karte rahe. ye Ladki Patane ka Super hit Formula hai. Formula 92 aap unhe hamesha ye kahe ki wo Duniya ki sabse Beautiful Ladki hai. wo aap se hamesha khush rahegi aur easily set ho jayegi. Formula 93 mere ek Dost ki 56 Girl Friend hai. usne un sabhi ko Patane ke liye jo Formula use kiya hai wo hai- “Ladkiyon se hamesha unke baare me hi baate karo”. wo hamesha Ladkiyon se unke hi baare me baate karte rahta tha aur Ladkiyan Pat gai. Formula 94 unse kabhi bhi gandi baate na kare unse achhi baate hi kare, tabhi kamyabi milegi. Formula 95 aap unse ye kahe ki aap unke liye kuch bhi kar sakte hai, wo aap se impress hogi hi. Formula 96 Maximum Ladkiyan Clean shave kiye hue Ladko ko Like karti hai issliye sexy dikhne ke liye shave karte rahe. Formula 97 Ladkiyon ko kabhi bhi ghur kar naa dekhe balki unhe hamesha Pyaar bhari nazaron se hi dekhe, Ladki aapki Diwani ho jayegi. Formula 98 agar kabhi unke sath Film jane ka mauka mile to koi Romantic Film hi dekhne jaye, unke sath Romantic Film dekhi matlab Ladki Patti. Formula 99 Ladkiyan apne Julfon (hair) ki tarif sunana Pasand karti hai, issliye unhe Patane ke liye unke Julfon par Shayari sunaye yaa tarif kare. (click here for Tarif Shayari) Formula 100 aap unki sabhi baaton par agree kare unke kisi bhi baaton ko naa kaate, aap dono ke think milne ka ehsas dilakar bhi aap unhe aasani se Pata sakte hai. Formula 101 aap unke sath hamesha unke baare me hi baate kare, aur unko special hone ka ehsas jarur dilaye, isse wo aapki Diwani ho jayegi !!!!!!!!!!!! TRY N TRY YOU WILL BE SUCCESS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saavdhaan!! Kisi Ko Bhi Apna Dil Dene Se Pehle Saavdhaan, Ise Nahi Padoge To Mehenga Padega Sabhi bhakton ko hamara dhong bhara aashirwad. Aaj hum aapko prem ke sambandh mein ek mahatvapoorn paath padhane ja rahe hain. Prem karne se pehle kuch baaton ko zaroor soch lena chahiye ki kahin jisse aap pyar karne ja rahe hain us insaan mein kuch aisi baatein to nahi hain jo aapke khushhal jeevan ko gum ke saaye mein daal sakti hain. Ye rahi kuch aisi baatein jinko apne humsafar ka chunaav karne se pehle aapko hamesha dhyaan mein rakhna chahiye. Yadi aap jiske saath apna jeevan bitana chahte ho, us insaan mein inmein se koi bhi baat fit baithti hai to sachet ho jaaiye, jeevan mein mushkilein badh sakti hain… Shak Karne Waale Log:- Agar aapke premi/premika ko baat baat par shak karne ki aadat hai to aapko jald se jald us insaan se apna peechha chhuda lena chahiye, kyunki insaan pyaar karta hai taaki wo ek khushhal zindagi jee sake, par yadi koi aap par baat baat par shak kare to kya aap uske saath khush reh sakoge? Kabhi nahi bachha! Baat Baat Par Gaali Dene Waale Log:- Bhoolkar bhi aise insaan se mel jol na badao jo baat baat par gaaliyan deta ho. Hamesha yaad rakho, sabhyata hi insaan ki pehchan hoti hai bhakton, Insaan ki pehchan uske kapdon se nah uski baateon se hoti hai. Jo Doosaron ki Izzat Na karta Ho:- Aisa insaan jo kabhi bhi doosaron ki izzat na karta ho, kabhi bhi unke saath prem sambandh nahi banane chahiye, kyunki jo kisi ki izzat nahi karta wo aapki bhi izzat kabhi nahi karega, ye ek param satya hai bhakton. Jise Khud Par Yekeen Hi Na Ho:- Aisa insaan jo har mushkil mein doosaron ka muh dekhta ho, chhote se chhote faisle mein bhi jise hamesha doosaron ka muh dekhna achha lagta ho, aise insaan ke saath aap kabhi bhi khush nahi reh sakte bachha. Jise Aap Par Yakeen Na Ho:- Yadi koi kahe ki use aapse behad pyar hai, kintu use aap par yakeen hi nahi hai to bhakton kabhi bhi aap us insaan ke saath khus nahi reh sakoge, kyunki jahan yakeen hi na ho wo rishta kabhi safal nahi ho sakta. Jo Waqt Ke Saath badalta Ho:- Apni zaroorat ke samay jo insaan aapse pyar bhari baatein karta hai, kintu apna matlab nikal jaate hi badal jaata hai, aise insaan se jitna door rho utna hi behtar hai bhakton. Jo Aapki Zindagi Mein Had Se Zyaada Dakahl De:- Agar aap kisi aise insaan ke saath apna jeevan bitana chahte hain jo aapki apni zindagi mein kisi bhoot ki tarah peechhe pad gaya ho to bhakton usse to turant hi door ho jaao, warna zindagi aap jiyoge lekin uske isharon par. Theek kathputli ki tarah. Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Di Aajkal hum charon dishaon mein sirf ek hi geet sun rahe hain bhakton “why this kolaveri kolaveri Di”. Iske ant mein jo ye ‘D’ naamak shabd aa raha hai isse hum bade chintit ho uthe the, hame laga ki ushman dal hamare khilaaf koi gehri chaal chal raha hai, isiliye kisi khaas bhaasah mein unhone ye gaana banaya hai. Isi baat se chintit hokar jab humne hamare khoofiya vibhaag se sampark kiya to hume pata chala ki ye to hamare param bhakt Rajnikanth ke jamai jee ne gaaya hai to hume badi prasannata hui. Hamane apne china wale radio mein iska live video dekh daala. Bada hi madhur geet laga hame to. Kya baat kahi hai kehne waale ne:- “white skin-u girl-u girl-u girl-u heart-u black-u eyes-u eyes-u meet-u meet-u my future dark ” Kisi ke rang roop ki itni achhi prasannta humne to aajtak nahi dekhi thee. Dil khush ho gaya hamara to. Is geet ko sunne se hume dakshin bharat ki yaad aa gayi, ab to hamare aashram mein subah ki aarti mein bhi yahi geet chalaya jata hai, aur hamne to apna caller tune bhi yahi rakh daala hai. Is geet mein do sundar see kanyaein bhi hain, ek to hamare param bhakt Rajnikanth ki putri hain, aur doosari hamare doodsare bhakt Kamal hashan ki putri hain. Ab to hum sauchalay mein bhi jaate hain to yahi hungunate hain “Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di” to bhakton aap bhi hame bataiye apne vichar ki “Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri Di”?