Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Ladki patane k 101 treeke


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Ladkiyon ke samne hamesha apna Cina taan kar chale, aisa karne se Mardangi jhalkti hai aur Ladkiyan Mardon ko hi pasand karti hai. *point noted :p
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Ladkiyan darpok ladko ko pasand nahi karti hai issliye aap darna chhod de aur Ladkiyon se ek nidar ki tarah react kare.
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agar Ladki aapse kuch mange to use zarur pura karne ki koshish kare( *aap ki jaan k ellawa ), isse Ladkiyan aapse itni impress hongi jiski aap imagine bhi nahi kar sakte.
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Unke Birth day par sabse pehle aap wish kare, isse wo aapko kabhi nahi bhul pyengi.
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Hamesha unse kisi na kisi bahane milte rahe, isse aap unki nazaron aur yaado me aksar bane rahenge.
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unhe Dinner ya Lunch ke liye offer kare, ager wo agree ho jaye to unke pasand ke hotel me unke pasand ki dish order kare. wo forann aap par fida ho jayegi.
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Ladkiyon se pehle Dosti karo baad me unse apne Dil ki baat kahna, Pyar ke mamle me patience se kaam le.
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jab wo aap se baat kare to unki baato ko unki aankon me aankhen dalkar pore dhyan se sune.
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Agar Ladki aapki neighbor ho to roz subah unko dekhte hi Good Morning zaror kahe.
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Agar Ladki aapki Class met ho to unse shake hand jarur kar
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Agar aap unke sath antakhshari khele to unko target karke Loveable song zarur gaye.
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Agar wo aapse raste par Lift mange to aap use zarur de, aur aise react kare jaise aap bahut zaruri kaam se ja rahe the Lekin unke liye aapne jaruri kaam chhod kar unhe Lift di, isse wo aap se Impress hue bina nahi rah sakegi aur aap use aasani se pata lenge.
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agar wo koi problem me ho to sabse pehle unki help ke liye aap pahuche, ye Ladki patane ke liye zaruri sabak hai.
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Ladkiyan bahut emotional hoti hai isliye unki emotion ki hamesha ezzat kare.
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agar Ladki koi bhari kaam kar rahi hai to aap unki madad zarur kare. kaam me hath batane se Pyar badata hai.
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agar School/College me unki Gaadi ka Petrol khatam ho gaya ho to aap apni Gaadi ka Petrol nikalkar zarur de. (* agar kisi aur ki gadi ka nikalna pare to b koi baat nai magar aisa sunehri moqa hath se na jane dein)
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unse hamesha hansi mazak karte rahe, Lekin ek limit me hi.
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agar Ladki kahi paidal ja rahi ho to aap unhe apni Bike me Pahucha dene ka offer zarur kare, aisa impression jamane ke liye badiya mauka hai.
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aap kisi Ladki ko bahut pyar karte hai to apni feeling ko Pink color ke paper par likhkar unhe zarur de, yaani unhe Love Letter likhe.
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Maximum Ladkiyan Funny Ladke pasand karti hai, isliye aapko bhi Funny banana padega.
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Jab bhi aap Ladkiyon se mile to unhe ek Mazedar Jokes zarur sunaye, yaa kuch Funny Shayari hi.
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agar wo Morning walk karne jati hai to aap bhi uske sath sath walk karne jaye, subah ke mast mahaul me aap unse Mazedar baate kar unhe impress kar sakte hai.
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agar unke paas cell phone hai to kisi bhi bahane unse Contact karte rahiye, aur SMS bhi bhejte rahiye.
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agar unka tabiyat thik naa ho to unse milne zarur jaye, aur unka haal chaal zarur puche. (* agar tabiat kharab na huti ho to julab ki goolyan khila dein )
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apne Birth Day me unhe invite karna na bhule, aur aaye to ye kahna "aap hi ka intzar kar raha tha, ab aap aa gai ho ab mai Cake katunga.
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unke diye hue Gift ki tarif zarur kare, tarif karna Diye me Ghee dalne ke jesa hai.
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agar unka Mail ID aap jante ho to unko Mail karte rahe aur ye ehsas dilaye ki aap dinbhar unki hi khayalo me khoye rahte hai.
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agar aap ko apne Padosan ko patana ho to unke ghar aate jate rahe aur zarurat padne par unki madad karte rahe. Unhe rotya lagwa kar dein utilty store se aata la kar den ...*( utilty store se na mile to apne ghar se la kar dein )
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agar Padosan ka bhai bhi hai to, Pehle uske bhai se Dosti karo, uske bhai ki nazaro me aap ek samajhdar Ladke ki tarah raho, isse aapka unke ghar aana jana laga rahega. *( bhai chota hu to tofyan le kar do aur agar bara hu to sirf mashwra do )
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Har insan apni tarif sunana chahta hai, isliye aap Ladki ke har Chizo ki tarif karte rahe. Kabi naak ki kabi aankhon ki aur kabo taango aur taango me mojod joton ki tarif karna na bholein
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Ladkiyon se hamesha Confidence ke sath hi baat kare.
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agar aap kisi Ladki ko Patana chahte hai to usse baat karne ki koshish kare. aur apni feeling ko kisi din Letter me likhkar unhe de do. isse Ladki aapke Himmat ki Kayal ho jayegi. (* magar ye khayal zrur rakhye k jotey b par sakte hein)
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agar unka koi Nick name ho to aap unko Nick name se hi pukare. isse aap unko apne se lagenge.
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Jab bhi aap unse mile to unko uske pasand ki Chocolate zarur dein. Ladkiyon ke shauk pure karne se unko Patane me aasani hoti hai. ( magar ap ki jebkharch ko...)
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agar Ladki ice-cream khane ki shaukin ho to unko jarur isske liye offer karte rahein.
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Ladkiyan agar group me ho to aap unhe (Jinhe Patana hai) hi dekhte rahe, aisa karne se wo bhi aap ke taraf attract ho jaegi.
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agar aap kisi Ladki ko Propose karna chahte ho to, aap unka ek hath padkar unhe Red Rose dekar Propose karein. wo aap ka Proposal zarur accept kar legi. ( warna aapko uski taraf se kuch accept karna pare ga , chapait,jota ya kuch aur)
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unki har ada ki tarif zarur kare, wo zarur khush hongi. ( matlab makhan lagao)
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Propose karna Mard ka kaam hai iss liye aap ye mat soche ki Ladki aakar aapko Propse karengi, Pahle aapko hi Propose karna hoga.
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agar wo kabhi aapke ghar ke samne se guzre to use apne ghar zarur bulayen, aur Chaay ya Coffee zarur pilaye. isse wo aapke mehman navazi ki kayal ho jayegi.
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agar aap unka ghar jante hai to Eid (bakra eid) ke din unke ghar zror jayin gosht lene .
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agar aap Party me kisi Ladki ko Patana chahte ho to, aap sabse pehle unse jakar milen aur apna Introduction de, isse dhire-dhire baat cheet ka silsila shuru hoga aur aap use Pata lenge.
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aap ki Padosan agar School/College jane ke liye nikal rahi ho to aap unke sang hole aur unse baat karte hue aap bhi jaye. aisa Continue 3 Dino tak kare aur 4th Din mat jana, wo 5th Din aapse zarur puchegi kal kyu nahi aaye. aur iss tarah mulakat se aap use Pata hi lenge.
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Ladki Patane ke liye Confidence bahur hi zaruri hai isliye aap Pahle apne aap pe bharosa rakhiye ki aap use Pata kar hi Dumm lenge, aur aap apne Confidence ke bal par hi use Pata lenge.
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Ladkiyan Patane ke liye apne aap me kuch quality paida kare, jaise Singing, Dancing, Body Building, Acting. quality hone se Ladki Patana bahut asan ho jata hai.
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agar aap me koi buri aadat ho to use chhod de, bure Ladke pasand nahi kiye jate hai, isliye apni buri aadato ko chod de.
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Ladkiyon ke samne kabhi bhi Smoking na kare aur na hi Drinking. ye baat hamesha yaad rakhe Ladkiyan Good Manners wale Ladko ko hi Pasand karti hai.
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Ladkiyon ke samne kabhi bhi Gandi baate naa kare isse aapka unke samne ek bad boy ki image ban jaygi. aap unke samne Talented person ki tarah hi Behavior kare.
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agar aap jante hai ki wo kis Film Hero ki Fane hai to aap usi Hero ke jaisi Hare Style rakhe aur usi ki tarah dikhne ki khoshish kare. Ladki aapse impress hogi hi.
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aap hamesha unse sach bolne ki koshish kare, isse aap unhe sachche Ladke lagenge. jo ki impress karne ke liye zaruri hai.
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aap unke lye hamesha vafadar rahe, har Ladkiyan ek vafadar sathi ki talash me rehti hai.
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agar aapke makaan ke kiraye daar ko Patana ho to uske kuch mahine ka Kiraya maaf karde. isse aapki unse nazdikiyan badengi. aur wo aapka ehsan mand ho jaengi ( agar aap kanjoos aadmi hu to koi baat nai dil pe haath rakhein kuch pane k lye kuch khona parta ha , kuch samjho karo yar)
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Ladkiyan hazirjawab Ladkon ko Pasand karti hai issliye aap hazirjawab dene wale person baniye ( lekin jaldi mein koi chawal maarne se parhez karain)
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Kai Ladkiyan filmo ki baate karna bahut pasand karti hai, aise Ladkiyon se aap unke pasand ki filmo ke baare me baate karke unhe impress kar sakte hai.
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intelligent Ladko se Ladkiyan impress hoti hai issliye aap apni Study improve karke Ladkiyon ko impress kar sakte hai
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Ladkiyan Patane ke liye aapka General Knowledge Strong hona chahiye, GK Ladkiyon ko Patane me bahut hi Helpful hota hai.
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Ladkiyan saaf suthri image wale Ladko ko Like karti hai issliye aap jhagde-jhanjhaton se dur hi rahe.
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aap jis Ladki ko Patana chahte hai use agar koi pareshaan kar raha ho to aap us Ladki ki madad kare, isse wo Ladki aapse forann Pat jayegi. ( aap ko villen se maar b khana par sakti ha)
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agar wo koi khaas type ke Book read karne ki shaukin ho to aap use wo Book Gift kare (for exa. Comics, Film Magazines etc.). wo aapse zarur impress hongi aur aap unhe easily Pata lenge.
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hamesha koi badiya Body Spray (Perfume) lagaya kare. aapke Body ki khushbu Ladkiyon ko aapki aur attract karegi
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agar wo aapki kuch help kare to usse thanks zarur kahe. impression jamane ke liye ye chhoti-chhoti formalities bahut kaam aati hai.
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agar aapke paas Bike ho to use hamesha saaf suthri rakhe, Ladkiyan Saaf suthri Bike me hi ghumna Pasand karti hai. issliye apne Bike ko attractive banaaye.
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Aap Mobile set aisa rakhe jo aapki Personality ko suet kare. achhe Mobile set rakh kar Ladkiyon ko apni taraf attract kiya ja sakta hai.
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apne cell phone ke wallpaper me unka Photo set kar ke rakhe, aur use dikhaye wo aapse zarur impress hongi. ( * sirf use dikhaye uske bhai sahib ko nai. Mein aik daffa larki k bhai ko dikha betha aur...)
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aap kisi din unse ye kah kar ki "aap mujhe aapna autograph denge to ye meri khushnasibi hogi". aap unka autograph mangkar unko impress kar sakte hai.
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apne cell phone me koi Romantic Ring tone hi rakhe, Romantic Ring tone sunkar Ladkiyan zarur impress hoti hai. Ladkiyon ko Patane ke liye unhe impress karna bahut hi zaruri hai.
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unke ghar ke paas se jab bhi guzre unhe dekhne ki koshish zarur kare. unhe ye ehsas dilana zaruri hai ki aap unme interest rakhte hai.
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agar aap unse kahi mile aur unke sath me unke Parents ho to unhein salam zarur bulain. Ladki forunn aapse impress hogi (agar Ladki JaanPehchan wali ho ussi condition me hi).
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agar wo age me aapse chhoti ho phir bhi aap unse "AAP" kahkar hi baat karein. unhe lagna chahiye ki aap unka bahut respect karte hain.
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unke sath kabhi bhi bahas nahi karen hamesha unki baat ka sath dein. tabhi unko Pata sakte
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har Ladki apne Khubsurti ki tarif sunana chahti hai issliye aap unki khubsurti ka hamesha tarif karte rahe. ye Ladki Patane ka Super hit Formula hai.
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aap unhe hamesha ye kahe ki wo Duniya ki sabse Beautiful Ladki hai. wo aap se hamesha khush rahegi aur easily set ho jayegi. ( pyar aur jung me sab jayes hay)
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mere ek Dost ki 56 Girl Friend hai. usne un sabhi ko Patane ke liye jo Formula use kiya hai wo hai- "Ladkiyon se hamesha unke baare me hi baate karo". wo hamesha Ladkiyon se unke hi baare me baate karte rahta tha aur Ladkiyan Pat gai.
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unse kabhi bhi gandi baate na kare unse achhi baate hi kare, tabhi kamyabi milegi.
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aap unse ye kahe ki aap unke liye kuch bhi kar sakte hai, wo aap se impress hogi hi.
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Maximum Ladkiyan Clean shave kiye hue Ladko ko Like nahi karti hai issliye unhein khush dikhne ke liye shave na kain
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Ladkiyon ko kabhi bhi ghur kar naa dekhe balki unhe hamesha Pyaar bhari nazaron se hi dekhe, Ladki aapki Diwani ho jayegi.
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agar kabhi unke sath Film jane ka mauka mile to koi Romantic Film hi dekhne jaye, unke sath Romantic Film dekhi matlab Ladki Pattiiiii.
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Ladkiyan apne zulfon (hair) ki tarif sunana Pasand karti hai, issliye unhe Patane ke liye unke zulfon par Shayari sunaye yaa tarif kare.
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aap unki sabhi baaton par agree karein unke kisi bhi baaton ko naa kaate, aap dono ke think milne ka ehsas dilakar bhi aap unhe aasani se Pata sakte hai.
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aap unke sath hamesha unke baare me hi baate karein, aur unko special hone ka ehsas zarur dilaye, uski tareef me zameen asmaan aik kar dejye isse wo aapki Diwani ho jayegi.
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Hamesha Ladki ke aankho se aankhen milakar hi baat kare, isse Ladkiyan impress hoti hai.
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Ladkiyon se jab bhi mile ek pyaari si smile Zarur kare
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Hamesha unki help ke liye taiyaar rahe.
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unka Birth day kabhi naa bhule aur unhe koi Beautiful gift Zarur de, yaa ek Rose.
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uus par kabhi bhi gussa na kare, Hamesha pyaar se hi pesh aaye.
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Ladkiyan Shayari pasand karti hai, isliye aksar unhe unki khubsurti par koi Shayari sunate rahe, aisa karte rahne se wo aapke pyaar me pagal ho jayegi.
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unse hamesha achche Dress me hi mile, yaad rakhe aap ko bhi attractive dkhna padega.
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agar aap ek hi class me hai to unko Study me yaa Notes banane me Help karte rahe, aisa karne se aap unke aur bhi karib aate jaenge.
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Aap jab bhi unse mile unhe Hi yaa Hello yaa Shake hand karna na bhule, isse apna pan badata jaega.
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Ladkiyon ko Good personality wale Ladke bahut achche lagte hai, issliye koi achchi si Gym me exercise kar apni Body ko attractive banaye. isse Ladkiyan aapko dekhte hi impress ho jaengi.
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Agar aapke pass cell phone hai aur us ladki ke paas bhi ( jise aap patana chahte hai), to aksar usko Funny SMS yaa Love SMS yaa Friendship SMS bhejte rahe. aisa karne se aap unki yaado me bane rahenge.
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Friendship aur Valentines day ko unhe hamesha wish kare aur ek Pyara sa Gift jarur de. aisa karna najdiki badane ke liye bahut jaruri hai.
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Ladkiyon se hamesha Romantic mood me hi baat kare, aise baat kare jisse unhe lage ki aap ko unse baat karke bahut hi maza aa raha hai.
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Hamesha unko Respect de, isse aap unki nazaron me ek achche Ladke bane rahenge, jo Ladki patane ke liye bahut hi zaruri hai.
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Ladkiyon se kabhi mat sharmaiye, Maximum Ladki sharmile Ladko ko pasand nahi karti hai, issliye hamesha frankly unse mile.
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Apni Personality perfect rakhne ke liye hamesha chust durust dikhe, na ki sust yaa kaamchor. Ladkiyan furtile Ladko ko hi pasand karti hai.
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agar Ladki Filmo ki shaukin hai to usse aksar Film ke hi bare me baate kare, isse wo aapse apni feeling bantkar khush aur impress hongi.
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aap apne din ki shuruwat unhe ek mast Good Morning SMS bhejkar karen.
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Raat ko sone se pahle ek Pyara sa Good Night SMS bhejkar bhi aap unhe impress kar sakte hai.
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Ladkiyon se usi topic par baat-chit karo jis me use baat karne me maza aaye, isse wo aapse bahut waqt tak baat kar sakti hai. aur aapki Dosti Pyar me bhi badal sakti hai.

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