rahul786rg: 2012

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Us Pagli Ladki Ke Liye

Yeh Mera Apna Tajurba Hai Tumhe Batla Raha Hoon Main Koi lab chooh Gaya tha tab Ki ab tak ga raha hun main Vichud Kar Yaar Se Kaise Jiya Jayee Bina Tadpe Jo Main Khud Hi Nahin samjha Wohi samjha raha Hoon Main Kisi Pathar Main Moorat Hai Koi Pathar ki Moorat Hai Lo Hum Ne Dekh Li Duniya Jo Itni Khoobsurat Hai Jamaana Ab Nahi Samjhe Par Mujhe Apni Khabar Yeh Hai Tujhe Meri Zaroorat Hai Mujhe Teri Zaroorat Hai ------------------------------- Amawas Ki Kaali Raaton Mein Dil Ka Darwaja Khulta Hai, Jab Dard Ki Pyaali Raaton Mein Gum Ansoon Ke Sang Hote Hain, Jab Pichwade Ke Kamre Mein Hum Nipat Akele Hote Hain, Jab Ghadiyan Tik-Tik Chalti Hain, Sab Sote Hain, Hum Rote Hain, Jab Baar Baar Dohrane Se Saari Yaadein Chuk Jaati Hain, Jab Unch-Neech Samjhane Mein Mathe Ki Nas Dukh Jaati Hain, Tab Ek Pagli Ladki Ke Bin Jeena Gaddari Lagta Hai, Aur Us Pagli Ladki Ke Bin Marna Bhi Bhari Lagta Hai. Jab Pothe Khali Hote Hain, Jab Har Sawali Hote Hain, Jab Gazlen Raas Nahin Aatin, Afsane Gaali Hote Hain. Jab Baasi Feeki Dhoop Sametein Din Jaldi Dhal Jaata Hai, Jab Suraj Ka Laskhar Chhat Se Galiyon Mein Der Se Jaata Hai, Jab Jaldi Ghar Jaane Ki Ichha Mann Hi Mann Ghut Jaati Hai, Jab College Se Ghar Laane Waali Pahli Bus Chhut Jaati Hai, Jab Beman Se Khaana Khaane Par Maa Gussa Ho Jaati Hai, Jab Lakh Mana Karne Par Bhi Paaro Padhne Aa Jaati Hai, Jab Apna Har Manchaha Kaam Koi Lachari Lagta Hai, Tab Ek Pagli Ladki Ke Bin Jeena Gaddari Lagta Hai, Aur Us Pagli Ladki Ke Bin Marna Bhi Bhari Lagta Hai. Jab Kamre Mein Sannate Ki Awaj Sunai Deti Hai, Jab Darpan Mein Aankhon Ke Neeche Jhai Dikhai Deti Hai, Jab Badki Bhabhi Kahti Hain, Kuchh Sehat Ka Bhi Dhyan Karo, Kya Likhte Ho Dinbhar, Kuchh Sapnon Ka Bhi Samman Karo, Jab Baba Waali Baithak Mein Kuchh Rishte Waale Aate Hain, Jab Baba Humein Bulate Hain, Hum Jaate Hain, Ghabrate Hain, Jab Saari Pahne Ek Ladki Ka Ek Photo Laya Jaata Hai, Jab Bhabhi Humein Manati Hain, Photo Dikhlaya Jaata Hai, Jab Saare Ghar Ka Samjhana Humko Fankari Lagta Hai, Tab Ek Pagli Ladki Ke Bin Jeena Gaddari Lagta Hai, Aur Us Pagli Ladki Ke Bin Marna Bhi Bhari Lagta Hai. Didi Kahti Hain Us Pagli Ladki Ki Kuchh Aukat Nahin, Uske Dil Mein Bhaiya Tere Jaise Pyare Jasbat Nahin, Woh Pagli Ladki Nau Din Mere Liye Bhooki Rahti Hai, Chup-Chup Saare Vrat Karti Hai, Par Mujhse Kabhi Na Kahti Hai, Jo Pagli Ladki Kahti Hai, Main Pyar Tumhi Se Karti Hoon, Lekin Mein Hoon Majboor Bahut, Amma-Baba Se Darti Hoon, Us Pagli Ladki Par Apna Kuchh Adhikar Nahin Baba, Yeh Katha-Kahani Kisse Hain, Kuchh Bhi To Saar Nahin Baba, Bas Us Pagli Ladki Ke Sang Jeena Fulwari Lagta Hai, Aur Us Pagli Ladki Ke Bin Marna Bhi Bhari Lagta Hai...

Friday, September 28, 2012

Pareshan Pappu ki Kahani..

Pareshaan thi Pappu ki wife Non-happening thi jo uski life Pappu ko na milta tha aaram Office main karta kaam hi kaam. Pappu ke boss bhi the bade cool Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline Kaam to karwate the roz till nine. Pappu bhi banna chata tha best Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami Appraisal ke ummid main deta salami. Din guzre aur guzre fir saal Bura hota gaya Pappu ka haal Pappu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha. Aakhir ek din Pappu ko samjh aaya Aur **** di usne Appraisal ki moh maya Boss se bola, “Tum kyon satate ho ?” “Appraisal ke laddu se buddu banate ho” “Promotion do warna chala jaunga” “Appraisal dene par bhi wapis na aunga” Boss haans ke bola “Nahi koi baat” “Abhi aur bhi Pappus hai mere paas” “Yeh duniya Pappuon se bhari hai” “Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai” “Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karaunga” “Tumhari tarah Ek aur Pappu banaunga”

Zindage ke Aansoo A Heart Touching Story by Zunee

Aankho se bahe jai woh Moti kehlate hain, Khushi ke hote hai to gam ke woh moti. Zindagi me humare chahne na chahne se kya hota hai, hota wahi hai jo kismat me likha hota hai. ye baat alag hai ke hum apne haath se apni mehanat se usse jine ki wajah, ya sahara banasakte hai . Heena ,maa baap ki ankho ka tara hai jo aaj kisi ke ghar ki zinat baane jarahi thi. Apne dil ke tokde ko khushi kisi bida karan Kitna mushkil hota hai haar maa,baap ,bhai bahen ke liye Apne sath najane kitni sari yaade chud jati hai To kitni sarai yaade dejati hai. &nkisi ke chale jane se Yaad aati hai Heena ki ankhe naam thi apno se bichdne ka gam tha un me na chahte huwe bhi aanss bahe jarahe the. Zindagi ki sab se badi khushi mili iss baat ko jante huwe bhi Ankhe naam thi.woh the aansu.jo bahe ja rahe the. Nai naweli dulhan,gaheri khubsurta ankhe,gulab ki pankdiyu ki tarha hoti,kayam dhati muskan.Jo dekhe to bass dekha hi rahejaye. Gazab ka hussn paya tha Heena ne. Mudikahi me log tarfi karte nahi thak rahe the Har kisi ke alfaz yahi the ke Asif ,”bahot khush kissmat hai Jo chanda jaisi biwi mili.” Kya wakai me Asif lucky hai? Heena kya sach me itni Khubsurat hai ke kismat ko uss par gurror ho ke Khuda ne uss ko iss kadar khubsurat banaya? Jitni Khubsurat woh hai kya utni hi khubsurat uss ki kiss mat hai? Kissmat ke naam ko to sab jaante hai lekin, Kissmat me kya likha hai Allah Jaanta hai. Ghughat ko jaise hi Asif ne uthaya Uss ke muh se ye hi nikl pada Mashallah , Allah aap ko nazre bad se humesha bachaye rakhe , Duniya ki sari khushiya aap ko mile[ameen] baato hi baato me raat kab guzar gai pata hi nahi chala. Heena ko gulab behad passand the iss liye Asif chate the ke woh valime[reception] ka sara hall gulab ke pholo se sajaye . Heena ,”aaj hum aap ke liye kuch karna chate hai , I have one surprise for you jaan. Aap jaab dekhoge to bass dekhte hi reh jaoge dekhiyega. aap zindagi me kabhi nahi bhul paoge ” Heena: par kya bataiye to zara… Asif : abhi nahi.intezar kariye ga aap humara . ye keh kar Asif chale gaye. Aur jaab woh se lote to Heen sach me Heen bilkul surprise ho gai Iss kadar ke uss se kuch kehte hi nahi baan raha tha nahi kuch karte. bass tak taki lagaye thi Heena. se jaana chate hai , kya aap kisi ladki ka husband ke marjane se us ki zindagi ruk jati hai,? kya samaj me uss ko jine ka haakh nahi hai? Aur kya hum pade likje hone ke nate Kya iss samaj ko badalne ki takat nahi rakhte. Dosto koi galt kaam kare uss se pahele uss ko rukdo. Pyar se pyar baate chaliye dekhiye zindagi me behad khushiya milegi. Dil ko jo sukun milega woh unmol hota hai. Aisa koi kaam karo jo insaniyat kahelaye aur Allah Tallah bhi aap se razi ho jaye. Zindagi me socha bhi nahi hoga ke kabhi aisa bhi waqt aayega , Bhai apni bahen ko pagh phere ke liye lene aarahe the bahot khush ke aaj bahen kitni khush hogi uss ki muskan par to duniya kurban kardo.. Lekin ye kya HeenA aise kyu baithi hai ,Allah! ye sab kaise aur kab huwa . ye kaise ya mere Parwar digar meri bahen. Apni bahen ko sine se laga liya. HeenA muh se to kuch nahi bol pa rahi thi Lekin aankho se uss ke bahe ja rahe the Aansu bass Anssu. Kya khushiyo aati hai to sath pane gaam bhi le aati hai kya? khushi theek se mahesus bhi nahi ki theek se to gam ki andheri raat chagai. Saaz aur singar utardiya gaya. Chudiya jo pyar se pahenai thi kal aaj unhe tod diya ja raha tha, Gahene jo uss ki khubsurti badha rahe the nikal diye jarahe the. Kal hi ek nai zindagi ki shurwat ki thi , To aaj se nai zindagi ki shurawat karni hogi kal tak sirf khushisy hi khshiya dikhai de rahi thi To aaj se sirf andhera hi andhera… Khubsurti ki tarif karte nahi thak rahi thi jin logo ki zaabn. Aaj uss ko bhala bura keh rahi hai. Kya iss me Heena ka koi kasur hai? kya uss ko iss tarah ke tane sunte huwe jina hoga? Yaa gaam badjane par taklif bardash nahone ki surat me Apne aap ko taklif pahochale ? jaan de de woh apne? Husband ,shohar ,pati ,ya life patner sath na hoto Us ladki ki zindagi behad muskil se guzarti hai . Ache log jitne nahi hai jitne ke buri niyyat wale Apni nazre jamaye hi baithe hai . Acha to nahi karege lekin ungliya 100 ki uthegi. uss ko iss kadar majbur kardete hai ke woh zindagi se haar jaye apni jaan dede. Dosto story yaha khatam nahi hoti iss story ko aap jaise hum jaise log hi aage bada sakte hai Uss ko jine ka maksad de sakte hai Hum aap sab se yahi kehna chate hai.. Allah Tallah ne khubsurat zindagi hume ata ki hai. Iss me kisi ke gaam ko kaise kaam kare. Ye soche kisis ko kaise khushi de . Dusro ko khushi dene me behad sukun milta hai. Aur Allah bhi Khush hota . Aap logo ko ye story kaisi lagi hume bataiyega hume aap ke repaly ka intezar rahe ga Henna ke life me kya huwa hum aap logo ko jald hi batayege.

Friday, July 6, 2012

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Ladki patane k 101 treeke

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Ladkiyon ke samne hamesha apna Cina taan kar chale, aisa karne se Mardangi jhalkti hai aur Ladkiyan Mardon ko hi pasand karti hai. *point noted :p
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Ladkiyan darpok ladko ko pasand nahi karti hai issliye aap darna chhod de aur Ladkiyon se ek nidar ki tarah react kare.
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agar Ladki aapse kuch mange to use zarur pura karne ki koshish kare( *aap ki jaan k ellawa ), isse Ladkiyan aapse itni impress hongi jiski aap imagine bhi nahi kar sakte.
4
Unke Birth day par sabse pehle aap wish kare, isse wo aapko kabhi nahi bhul pyengi.
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Hamesha unse kisi na kisi bahane milte rahe, isse aap unki nazaron aur yaado me aksar bane rahenge.
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unhe Dinner ya Lunch ke liye offer kare, ager wo agree ho jaye to unke pasand ke hotel me unke pasand ki dish order kare. wo forann aap par fida ho jayegi.
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Ladkiyon se pehle Dosti karo baad me unse apne Dil ki baat kahna, Pyar ke mamle me patience se kaam le.
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jab wo aap se baat kare to unki baato ko unki aankon me aankhen dalkar pore dhyan se sune.
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Agar Ladki aapki neighbor ho to roz subah unko dekhte hi Good Morning zaror kahe.
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Agar Ladki aapki Class met ho to unse shake hand jarur kar
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Agar aap unke sath antakhshari khele to unko target karke Loveable song zarur gaye.
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Agar wo aapse raste par Lift mange to aap use zarur de, aur aise react kare jaise aap bahut zaruri kaam se ja rahe the Lekin unke liye aapne jaruri kaam chhod kar unhe Lift di, isse wo aap se Impress hue bina nahi rah sakegi aur aap use aasani se pata lenge.
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agar wo koi problem me ho to sabse pehle unki help ke liye aap pahuche, ye Ladki patane ke liye zaruri sabak hai.
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Ladkiyan bahut emotional hoti hai isliye unki emotion ki hamesha ezzat kare.
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agar Ladki koi bhari kaam kar rahi hai to aap unki madad zarur kare. kaam me hath batane se Pyar badata hai.
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agar School/College me unki Gaadi ka Petrol khatam ho gaya ho to aap apni Gaadi ka Petrol nikalkar zarur de. (* agar kisi aur ki gadi ka nikalna pare to b koi baat nai magar aisa sunehri moqa hath se na jane dein)
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unse hamesha hansi mazak karte rahe, Lekin ek limit me hi.
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agar Ladki kahi paidal ja rahi ho to aap unhe apni Bike me Pahucha dene ka offer zarur kare, aisa impression jamane ke liye badiya mauka hai.
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aap kisi Ladki ko bahut pyar karte hai to apni feeling ko Pink color ke paper par likhkar unhe zarur de, yaani unhe Love Letter likhe.
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Maximum Ladkiyan Funny Ladke pasand karti hai, isliye aapko bhi Funny banana padega.
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Jab bhi aap Ladkiyon se mile to unhe ek Mazedar Jokes zarur sunaye, yaa kuch Funny Shayari hi.
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agar wo Morning walk karne jati hai to aap bhi uske sath sath walk karne jaye, subah ke mast mahaul me aap unse Mazedar baate kar unhe impress kar sakte hai.
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agar unke paas cell phone hai to kisi bhi bahane unse Contact karte rahiye, aur SMS bhi bhejte rahiye.
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agar unka tabiyat thik naa ho to unse milne zarur jaye, aur unka haal chaal zarur puche. (* agar tabiat kharab na huti ho to julab ki goolyan khila dein )
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apne Birth Day me unhe invite karna na bhule, aur aaye to ye kahna "aap hi ka intzar kar raha tha, ab aap aa gai ho ab mai Cake katunga.
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unke diye hue Gift ki tarif zarur kare, tarif karna Diye me Ghee dalne ke jesa hai.
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agar unka Mail ID aap jante ho to unko Mail karte rahe aur ye ehsas dilaye ki aap dinbhar unki hi khayalo me khoye rahte hai.
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agar aap ko apne Padosan ko patana ho to unke ghar aate jate rahe aur zarurat padne par unki madad karte rahe. Unhe rotya lagwa kar dein utilty store se aata la kar den ...*( utilty store se na mile to apne ghar se la kar dein )
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agar Padosan ka bhai bhi hai to, Pehle uske bhai se Dosti karo, uske bhai ki nazaro me aap ek samajhdar Ladke ki tarah raho, isse aapka unke ghar aana jana laga rahega. *( bhai chota hu to tofyan le kar do aur agar bara hu to sirf mashwra do )
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Har insan apni tarif sunana chahta hai, isliye aap Ladki ke har Chizo ki tarif karte rahe. Kabi naak ki kabi aankhon ki aur kabo taango aur taango me mojod joton ki tarif karna na bholein
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Ladkiyon se hamesha Confidence ke sath hi baat kare.
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agar aap kisi Ladki ko Patana chahte hai to usse baat karne ki koshish kare. aur apni feeling ko kisi din Letter me likhkar unhe de do. isse Ladki aapke Himmat ki Kayal ho jayegi. (* magar ye khayal zrur rakhye k jotey b par sakte hein)
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agar unka koi Nick name ho to aap unko Nick name se hi pukare. isse aap unko apne se lagenge.
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Jab bhi aap unse mile to unko uske pasand ki Chocolate zarur dein. Ladkiyon ke shauk pure karne se unko Patane me aasani hoti hai. ( magar ap ki jebkharch ko...)
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agar Ladki ice-cream khane ki shaukin ho to unko jarur isske liye offer karte rahein.
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Ladkiyan agar group me ho to aap unhe (Jinhe Patana hai) hi dekhte rahe, aisa karne se wo bhi aap ke taraf attract ho jaegi.
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agar aap kisi Ladki ko Propose karna chahte ho to, aap unka ek hath padkar unhe Red Rose dekar Propose karein. wo aap ka Proposal zarur accept kar legi. ( warna aapko uski taraf se kuch accept karna pare ga , chapait,jota ya kuch aur)
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unki har ada ki tarif zarur kare, wo zarur khush hongi. ( matlab makhan lagao)
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Propose karna Mard ka kaam hai iss liye aap ye mat soche ki Ladki aakar aapko Propse karengi, Pahle aapko hi Propose karna hoga.
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agar wo kabhi aapke ghar ke samne se guzre to use apne ghar zarur bulayen, aur Chaay ya Coffee zarur pilaye. isse wo aapke mehman navazi ki kayal ho jayegi.
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agar aap unka ghar jante hai to Eid (bakra eid) ke din unke ghar zror jayin gosht lene .
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agar aap Party me kisi Ladki ko Patana chahte ho to, aap sabse pehle unse jakar milen aur apna Introduction de, isse dhire-dhire baat cheet ka silsila shuru hoga aur aap use Pata lenge.
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aap ki Padosan agar School/College jane ke liye nikal rahi ho to aap unke sang hole aur unse baat karte hue aap bhi jaye. aisa Continue 3 Dino tak kare aur 4th Din mat jana, wo 5th Din aapse zarur puchegi kal kyu nahi aaye. aur iss tarah mulakat se aap use Pata hi lenge.
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Ladki Patane ke liye Confidence bahur hi zaruri hai isliye aap Pahle apne aap pe bharosa rakhiye ki aap use Pata kar hi Dumm lenge, aur aap apne Confidence ke bal par hi use Pata lenge.
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Ladkiyan Patane ke liye apne aap me kuch quality paida kare, jaise Singing, Dancing, Body Building, Acting. quality hone se Ladki Patana bahut asan ho jata hai.
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agar aap me koi buri aadat ho to use chhod de, bure Ladke pasand nahi kiye jate hai, isliye apni buri aadato ko chod de.
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Ladkiyon ke samne kabhi bhi Smoking na kare aur na hi Drinking. ye baat hamesha yaad rakhe Ladkiyan Good Manners wale Ladko ko hi Pasand karti hai.
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Ladkiyon ke samne kabhi bhi Gandi baate naa kare isse aapka unke samne ek bad boy ki image ban jaygi. aap unke samne Talented person ki tarah hi Behavior kare.
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agar aap jante hai ki wo kis Film Hero ki Fane hai to aap usi Hero ke jaisi Hare Style rakhe aur usi ki tarah dikhne ki khoshish kare. Ladki aapse impress hogi hi.
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aap hamesha unse sach bolne ki koshish kare, isse aap unhe sachche Ladke lagenge. jo ki impress karne ke liye zaruri hai.
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aap unke lye hamesha vafadar rahe, har Ladkiyan ek vafadar sathi ki talash me rehti hai.
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agar aapke makaan ke kiraye daar ko Patana ho to uske kuch mahine ka Kiraya maaf karde. isse aapki unse nazdikiyan badengi. aur wo aapka ehsan mand ho jaengi ( agar aap kanjoos aadmi hu to koi baat nai dil pe haath rakhein kuch pane k lye kuch khona parta ha , kuch samjho karo yar)
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Ladkiyan hazirjawab Ladkon ko Pasand karti hai issliye aap hazirjawab dene wale person baniye ( lekin jaldi mein koi chawal maarne se parhez karain)
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Kai Ladkiyan filmo ki baate karna bahut pasand karti hai, aise Ladkiyon se aap unke pasand ki filmo ke baare me baate karke unhe impress kar sakte hai.
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intelligent Ladko se Ladkiyan impress hoti hai issliye aap apni Study improve karke Ladkiyon ko impress kar sakte hai
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Ladkiyan Patane ke liye aapka General Knowledge Strong hona chahiye, GK Ladkiyon ko Patane me bahut hi Helpful hota hai.
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Ladkiyan saaf suthri image wale Ladko ko Like karti hai issliye aap jhagde-jhanjhaton se dur hi rahe.
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aap jis Ladki ko Patana chahte hai use agar koi pareshaan kar raha ho to aap us Ladki ki madad kare, isse wo Ladki aapse forann Pat jayegi. ( aap ko villen se maar b khana par sakti ha)
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agar wo koi khaas type ke Book read karne ki shaukin ho to aap use wo Book Gift kare (for exa. Comics, Film Magazines etc.). wo aapse zarur impress hongi aur aap unhe easily Pata lenge.
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hamesha koi badiya Body Spray (Perfume) lagaya kare. aapke Body ki khushbu Ladkiyon ko aapki aur attract karegi
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agar wo aapki kuch help kare to usse thanks zarur kahe. impression jamane ke liye ye chhoti-chhoti formalities bahut kaam aati hai.
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agar aapke paas Bike ho to use hamesha saaf suthri rakhe, Ladkiyan Saaf suthri Bike me hi ghumna Pasand karti hai. issliye apne Bike ko attractive banaaye.
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Aap Mobile set aisa rakhe jo aapki Personality ko suet kare. achhe Mobile set rakh kar Ladkiyon ko apni taraf attract kiya ja sakta hai.
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apne cell phone ke wallpaper me unka Photo set kar ke rakhe, aur use dikhaye wo aapse zarur impress hongi. ( * sirf use dikhaye uske bhai sahib ko nai. Mein aik daffa larki k bhai ko dikha betha aur...)
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aap kisi din unse ye kah kar ki "aap mujhe aapna autograph denge to ye meri khushnasibi hogi". aap unka autograph mangkar unko impress kar sakte hai.
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apne cell phone me koi Romantic Ring tone hi rakhe, Romantic Ring tone sunkar Ladkiyan zarur impress hoti hai. Ladkiyon ko Patane ke liye unhe impress karna bahut hi zaruri hai.
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unke ghar ke paas se jab bhi guzre unhe dekhne ki koshish zarur kare. unhe ye ehsas dilana zaruri hai ki aap unme interest rakhte hai.
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agar aap unse kahi mile aur unke sath me unke Parents ho to unhein salam zarur bulain. Ladki forunn aapse impress hogi (agar Ladki JaanPehchan wali ho ussi condition me hi).
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agar wo age me aapse chhoti ho phir bhi aap unse "AAP" kahkar hi baat karein. unhe lagna chahiye ki aap unka bahut respect karte hain.
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unke sath kabhi bhi bahas nahi karen hamesha unki baat ka sath dein. tabhi unko Pata sakte
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har Ladki apne Khubsurti ki tarif sunana chahti hai issliye aap unki khubsurti ka hamesha tarif karte rahe. ye Ladki Patane ka Super hit Formula hai.
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aap unhe hamesha ye kahe ki wo Duniya ki sabse Beautiful Ladki hai. wo aap se hamesha khush rahegi aur easily set ho jayegi. ( pyar aur jung me sab jayes hay)
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mere ek Dost ki 56 Girl Friend hai. usne un sabhi ko Patane ke liye jo Formula use kiya hai wo hai- "Ladkiyon se hamesha unke baare me hi baate karo". wo hamesha Ladkiyon se unke hi baare me baate karte rahta tha aur Ladkiyan Pat gai.
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unse kabhi bhi gandi baate na kare unse achhi baate hi kare, tabhi kamyabi milegi.
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aap unse ye kahe ki aap unke liye kuch bhi kar sakte hai, wo aap se impress hogi hi.
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Maximum Ladkiyan Clean shave kiye hue Ladko ko Like nahi karti hai issliye unhein khush dikhne ke liye shave na kain
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Ladkiyon ko kabhi bhi ghur kar naa dekhe balki unhe hamesha Pyaar bhari nazaron se hi dekhe, Ladki aapki Diwani ho jayegi.
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agar kabhi unke sath Film jane ka mauka mile to koi Romantic Film hi dekhne jaye, unke sath Romantic Film dekhi matlab Ladki Pattiiiii.
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Ladkiyan apne zulfon (hair) ki tarif sunana Pasand karti hai, issliye unhe Patane ke liye unke zulfon par Shayari sunaye yaa tarif kare.
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aap unki sabhi baaton par agree karein unke kisi bhi baaton ko naa kaate, aap dono ke think milne ka ehsas dilakar bhi aap unhe aasani se Pata sakte hai.
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aap unke sath hamesha unke baare me hi baate karein, aur unko special hone ka ehsas zarur dilaye, uski tareef me zameen asmaan aik kar dejye isse wo aapki Diwani ho jayegi.
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Hamesha Ladki ke aankho se aankhen milakar hi baat kare, isse Ladkiyan impress hoti hai.
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Ladkiyon se jab bhi mile ek pyaari si smile Zarur kare
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Hamesha unki help ke liye taiyaar rahe.
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unka Birth day kabhi naa bhule aur unhe koi Beautiful gift Zarur de, yaa ek Rose.
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uus par kabhi bhi gussa na kare, Hamesha pyaar se hi pesh aaye.
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Ladkiyan Shayari pasand karti hai, isliye aksar unhe unki khubsurti par koi Shayari sunate rahe, aisa karte rahne se wo aapke pyaar me pagal ho jayegi.
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unse hamesha achche Dress me hi mile, yaad rakhe aap ko bhi attractive dkhna padega.
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agar aap ek hi class me hai to unko Study me yaa Notes banane me Help karte rahe, aisa karne se aap unke aur bhi karib aate jaenge.
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Aap jab bhi unse mile unhe Hi yaa Hello yaa Shake hand karna na bhule, isse apna pan badata jaega.
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Ladkiyon ko Good personality wale Ladke bahut achche lagte hai, issliye koi achchi si Gym me exercise kar apni Body ko attractive banaye. isse Ladkiyan aapko dekhte hi impress ho jaengi.
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Agar aapke pass cell phone hai aur us ladki ke paas bhi ( jise aap patana chahte hai), to aksar usko Funny SMS yaa Love SMS yaa Friendship SMS bhejte rahe. aisa karne se aap unki yaado me bane rahenge.
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Friendship aur Valentines day ko unhe hamesha wish kare aur ek Pyara sa Gift jarur de. aisa karna najdiki badane ke liye bahut jaruri hai.
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Ladkiyon se hamesha Romantic mood me hi baat kare, aise baat kare jisse unhe lage ki aap ko unse baat karke bahut hi maza aa raha hai.
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Hamesha unko Respect de, isse aap unki nazaron me ek achche Ladke bane rahenge, jo Ladki patane ke liye bahut hi zaruri hai.
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Ladkiyon se kabhi mat sharmaiye, Maximum Ladki sharmile Ladko ko pasand nahi karti hai, issliye hamesha frankly unse mile.
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Apni Personality perfect rakhne ke liye hamesha chust durust dikhe, na ki sust yaa kaamchor. Ladkiyan furtile Ladko ko hi pasand karti hai.
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agar Ladki Filmo ki shaukin hai to usse aksar Film ke hi bare me baate kare, isse wo aapse apni feeling bantkar khush aur impress hongi.
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aap apne din ki shuruwat unhe ek mast Good Morning SMS bhejkar karen.
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Raat ko sone se pahle ek Pyara sa Good Night SMS bhejkar bhi aap unhe impress kar sakte hai.
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Ladkiyon se usi topic par baat-chit karo jis me use baat karne me maza aaye, isse wo aapse bahut waqt tak baat kar sakti hai. aur aapki Dosti Pyar me bhi badal sakti hai.

Ladkiya Patane Ke 101 Formulas

Formula 1
Hamesha Ladki ke aankho se aankhen milakar hi baat kare, isse Ladkiyan impress hoti hai.

Formula 2
Ladkiyon se jab bhi mile ek pyaari si smile jarur kare.

Formula 3
Hamesha unki help ke liye taiyaar rahe.

Formula 4
unka Birth day kabhi naa bhule aur unhe koi Beautiful gift jarur de, yaa ek Rose.

Formula 5
uus par kabhi bhi gussa na kare, Hamesha pyaar se hi pesh aaye.

Formula 6
Ladkiyan Shayari pasand karti hai, isliye aksar unhe unki khubsurti par koi Shayari sunate rahe, aisa karte rahne se wo aapke pyaar me pagal ho jayegi.

Formula 7
unse hamesha achche Dress me hi mile, yaad rakhe aap ko bhi attractive dkhna padega.

Formula 8
agar aap ek hi class me hai to unko Study me yaa Notes banane me Help karte rahe, aisa karne se aap unke aur bhi karib aate jaenge.

Formula 9
Aap jab bhi unse mile unhe Hi yaa Hello yaa Shake hand karna na bhule, isse apna pan badata jaega.

Formula 100
Ladkiyon ko Good personality wale Ladke bahut achche lagte hai, issliye koi achchi si Gym me exercise kar apni Body ko attractive banaye. isse Ladkiyan aapko dekhte hi impress ho jaengi.

Formula 11
Agar aapke pass cell phone hai aur us ladki ke paas bhi ( jise aap patana chahte hai), to aksar usko Funny SMS yaa Love SMS yaa Friendship SMS bhejte rahe. aisa karne se aap unki yaado me bane rahenge.

Formula 12
Friendship aur Valentines day ko unhe hamesha wish kare aur ek Pyara sa Gift jarur de. aisa karna najdiki badane ke liye bahut jaruri hai.

Formula 13
Ladkiyon se hamesha Romantic mood me hi baat kare, aise baat kare jisse unhe lage ki aap ko unse baat karke bahut hi maza aa raha hai.

Formula 14
Hamesha unko Respect de, isse aap unki nazaron me ek achche Ladke bane rahenge, jo Ladki patane ke liye bahut hi jaruri hai.

Formula 15
Ladkiyon se kabhi mat sharmaiye, Maximum Ladki sharmile Ladko ko pasand nahi karti hai, issliye hamesha frankly unse mile.

Formula16
Apni Personality perfect rakhne ke liye hamesha chust durust dikhe, na ki sust yaa kaamchor. Ladkiyan furtile Ladko ko hi pasand karti hai.

Formula 17
agar Ladki Filmo ki shaukin hai to usse aksar Film ke hi bare me baate kare, isse wo aapse apni feeling bantkar khush aur impress hongi.

Formula 18
aap apne din ki shuruwat unhe ek mast Good Morning SMS bhejkar karen.

Formula 19
Raat ko sone se pahle ek Pyara sa Good Night SMS bhejkar bhi aap unhe impress kar sakte hai.

Formula 20
Ladkiyon se usi topic par baat-chit karo jis me use baat karne me maza aaye, isse wo aapse bahut samay tak baat kar sakti hai. aur aapki Dosti Pyar me bhi badal sakti hai.

Formula 21
Ladkiyon ke samne hamesha apna Cina taan kar chale, aisa karne se Mardangi jhalkti hai aur Ladkiyan Mardon ko hi pasand karti hai.

Formula 22
Ladkiyan darpok ladko ko pasand nahi karti hai issliye aap darna chhod de aar Ladkiyon se ek nidar ki tarah react kare.

Formula 23
agar Ladki aapse kuch mange to use jarur pura karne ki koshish kare, isse Ladkiyan aapse itni impress hongi jiski aap imagine bhi nahi kar sakte.

Formula 24
Unke Birth day par sabse pehle aap wish kare, isse wo aapko kabhi nahi bhul payengi.

Formula 25
Hamesha unse kisi na kisi bahane milte rahe, isse aap unki nazaron aur yaado me aksar bane rahenge.

Formula 26
unhe Dinner ya Lunch ke liye offer kare, ager wo agree ho jaye to unke pasand ke hotel me unke pasand ki dish order kare. wo turant aap par fida ho jayegi.

Formula 27
Ladkiyon se pehle Dosti karo baad me unse apne Dil ki baat kahna, Pyar ke mamle me patience se kaam le.

Formula 28
jab wo aap se baat kare to unki baato ko unki aankon me aankhen dalkar dhyanpurvak sune.

Formula 29
Agar Ladki aapki neighbor ho to roz subah unko dekhte hi Good Morning jarur kahe.

Formula 30
Agar Ladki aapki Class met ho to unse shake hand jarur kare.

Formula 31
Agar aap unke sath antakhari khele to unko target karke Loveable song jarur gaye.

Formula 32
Agar wo aapse raste par Lift mange to aap use jarur de, aur aise react kare jaise aap bahut jaruri kaam se ja rahe the Lekin unke liye aapne jaruri kaam chhod kar unhe Lift di, isse wo aap se Impress hue bina nahi rah sakegi aur aap use aasani se pata lenge.

Formula 33
agar wo koi problem me ho to sabse pehle unki help ke liye aap pahuche, ye Ladki patane ke liye jaruri sabak hai.

Formula 34
Ladkiyan bahut emotional hoti hai isliye unki emotion ki hamesha sammaan kare.

Formula 35
agar Ladki koi bhari kaam kar rahi hai to aap unki madad jarur kare. kaam me hath batane se Pyar badata hai.

Formula 36
agar School/College me unki Gaadi ka Petrol khatam ho gaya ho to aap apni Gaadi ka Petrol nikalkar jarur de.

Formula 37
unse hamesha hansi mazak karte rahe, Lekin ek limit me hi.

Formula 38
agar Ladki kahi paidal ja rahi ho to aap unhe apni Bike me Pahucha dene ka offer jarur kare, aisa impression jamane ke liye badiya mauka hai.

Formula 39
aap kisi Ladki ko bahut pyar karte hai to apni feeling ko Pink color ke paper par likhkar unhe jarur de, yaani unhe Love Letter likhe.

Formula 40
Maximum Ladkiyan Funny Ladke pasand karti hai, isliye aapko bhi Funny banana padega.

Formula 41
Jab bhi aap Ladkiyon se mile to unhe ek Mazedar Jokes jarur sunaye, yaa kuch Funny Shayari hi. (click here for Funny SMS & Funny Shayari Collection)

Formula 42
agar wo Morning walk karne jati hai to aap bhi uske sath sath walk karne jaye, subah ke mast mahaul me aap unse Mazedar baate kar unhe impress kar sakte hai.

Formula 43
agar unke paas cell phone hai to kisi bhi bahane unse Contact karte rahiye, aur SMS bhi bhejte rahiye. (click here for World’s largest collection of SMS)

Formula 44
agar unka tabiyat thik naa ho to unse milne jarur jaye, aur unka haal chaal jarur puche.

Formula 45
apne Birth Day me unhe invite karna na bhule, aur aaye to ye kahna “aap hi ka intzar kar raha tha, ab aap aa gai ho ab mai Cake katunga.

Formula 46
unke diye hue Gift ki tarif jarur kare, tarif karna Deep me Ghee dalne ke saman hai.

Formula 47
agar unka Mail ID aap jante ho to unko Mail karte rahe aur ye ehsas dilaye ki aap dinbhar unki hi khayalo me khoye rahte hai.

Formula 48
agar aap ko apne Padosan ko patana ho to unke ghar aate jate rahe aur jarurat padne par unki madad karte rahe.

Formula 49
agar Padosan ka bhai bhi hai to, Pehle uske bhai se Dosti karo, uske bhai ki nazaro me aap ek samajhdar Ladke ki tarah raho, isse aapka unke ghar aana jana laga rahega.

Formula 50
Har insan apni tarif sunana chahta hai, isliye aap Ladki ke har Chijo ki tarif karte rahe.

Formula 51
Ladkiyon se hamesha Confidence ke sath hi baat kare.

Formula 52
agar aap kisi Ladki ko Patana chahte hai to usse baat karne ki koshish kare. aur apni feeling ko kisi din Letter me likhkar unhe de do. isse Ladki aapke Himmat ki Kayal ho jayegi.

Formula 53
agar unka koi Nick name ho to aap unko Nick name se hi pukare. isse aap unko apne se lagenge.

Formula 54
Jab bhi aap unse mile to unko uske pasand ki Chocolate jarur de. Ladkiyon ke shauk pure karne se unko Patane me aasani hoti hai.

Formula 55
agar Ladki ice-cream khane ki shaukin ho to unko jarur isske liye offer karte rahe..

Formula 56
Ladkiyan agar group me ho to aap unhe (Jinhe Patana hai) hi dekhte rahe, aisa karne se wo bhi aap ke taraf attract ho jaegi.

Formula 57
agar aap kisi Ladki ko Propose karna chahte ho to, aap unka ek hath pakadkar unhe Red Rose dekar Propose kare. wo aap ka Proposal jarur accept kar legi.

Formula 58
unki har ada ki tarif jarur kare, wo jarur khush hongi.

Formula 59
Propose karna Mard ka kaam hai iss liye aap ye mat soche ki Ladki aakar aapko Propse karengi, Pahle aapko hi Propose karna hoga.

Formula 60
agar wo kabhi aapke ghar ke samne se gujre to use apne ghar jarur bulayen, aur Chaay ya Coffee jarur pilaye. isse wo aapke mehman navaji ki kayal ho jayegi.

Formula 61
agar aap unka ghar jante hai to Holi ke din uske ghar unke sath Holi khelne jana na bhule aur unke sath khub hansi mazak kare.

Formula 62
agar aap Party me kisi Ladki ko Patana chahte ho to, aap sabse pehle unse jakar mile aur apna Introduction de, isse dhire-dhire baat chit ka silsila shuru hoga aur aap use Pata lenge.

Formula 63

aap ki Padosan agar School/College jane ke liye nikal rahi ho to aap unke sang hole aur unse baat karte hue aap bhi jaye. aisa Continue 3 Dino tak kare aur 4th Din mat jana, wo 5th Din aapse jarur puchegi kal kyu nahi aaye. aur iss tarah mulakat se aap use Pata hi lenge.

Formula 64
Ladki Patane ke liye Confidence bahur hi jaruri hai isliye aap Pahle apne aap pe bharosa rakhiye ki aap use Pata kar hi Dumm lenge, aur aap apne Confidence ke bal par hi use Pata lenge.

Formula 65
Ladkiyan Patane ke liye apne aap me kuch quality paida kare, jaise Singing, Dancing, Body Building, Acting. quality hone se Ladki Patana bahut asan ho jata hai.

Formula 66
agar aap me koi buri aadat ho to use chhod de, bure Ladke pasand nahi kiye jate hai, isliye apni buri aadato ko chod de.

Formula 67
Ladkiyon ke samne kabhi bhi Smoking na kare aur na hi Drinking. ye baat hamesha yaad rakhe Ladkiyan Good Manners wale Ladko ko hi Pasand karti hai.

Formula 68
Ladkiyon ke samne kabhi bhi Gandi baate naa kare isse aapka unke samne ek bad boy ki image ban jaygi. aap unke samne Talented person ki tarah hi Behavior kare.

Formula 69
agar aap jante hai ki wo kis Film Hero ki Fane hai to aap usi Hero ke jaisi Hare Style rakhe aur usi ki tarah dikhne ki khoshish kare. Ladki aapse impress hogi hi.

Formula 70
aap hamesha unse sach bolne ki koshish kare, isse aap unhe sachche Ladke lagenge. jo ki impress karne ke liye jaruri hai.

Formula 71
aap unke prati hamesha vafadar rahe, har Ladkiyan ek vafadar sathi ki talash me rehti hai.

Formula 72
agar aapke makaan ke kiraye daar ko Patana ho to uske kuch mahine ka Kiraya maaf karde. isse aapki unse najdikiyan badengi. aur wo aapka ehsan mand ho jaengi

Formula 73
Ladkiyan hazirjawab Ladkon ko Pasand karti hai issliye aap hazirjawab dene wale person baniye.

Formula 74
Kai Ladkiyan filmo ki baate karna bahut pasand karti hai, aise Ladkiyon se aap unke pasand ki filmo ke baare me baate karke unhe impress kar sakte hai.

Formula 75
intelligent Ladko se Ladkiyan impress hoti hai issliye aap apni Study improve karke Ladkiyon ko impress kar sakte hai.

Formula 76
Ladkiyan Patane ke liye aapka General Knowledge Strong hona chahiye, GK Ladkiyon ko Patane me bahut hi Helpful hota hai.

Formula 77
Ladkiyan saaf suthri image wale Ladko ko Like karti hai issliye aap jhagde-jhanjhaton se dur hi rahe.

Formula 78
aap jis Ladki ko Patana chahte hai use agar koi pareshaan kar raha ho to aap us Ladki ki madad kare, isse wo Ladki aapse turant Pat jayegi.

Formula 79
agar wo koi khaas type ke Book read karne ki shaukin ho to aap use wo Book Gift kare (for exa. Comics, Film Magazines etc.). wo aapse jarur impress hongi aur aap unhe easily Pata lenge.

Formula 80
hamesha koi badiya Body Spray (Perfume) lagaya kare. aapke Body ki khushbu Ladkiyon ko aapki aur attract karegi

Formula 81
agar wo aapki kuch help kare to usse thanks jarur kahe. impression jamane ke liye ye chhoti-chhoti formalities bahut kaam aati hai.

Formula 82
agar aapke paas Bike ho to use hamesha saaf suthri rakhe, Ladkiyan Saaf suthri Bike me hi ghumna Pasand karti hai. issliye apne Bike ko attractive banaaye.

Formula 83
Aap Mobile set aisa rakhe jo aapki Personality ko suet kare. achhe Mobile set rakh kar Ladkiyon ko apni taraf attract kiya ja sakta hai.

Formula 84
apne cell phone ke wallpaper me unka Photo set kar ke rakhe, aur use dikhaye wo aapse jarur impress hongi.

Formula 85
aap kisi din unse ye kah kar ki “aap mujhe aapna autograph denge to ye meri khushnasibi hogi”. aap unka autograph mangkar unko impress kar sakte hai.

Formula 86
apne cell phone me koi Romantic Ring tone hi rakhe, Romantic Ring tone sunkar Ladkiyan jarur impress hoti hai. Ladkiyon ko Patane ke liye unhe impress karna bahut hi jaruri hai.

Formula 87
unke ghar ke paas se jab bhi gujre unhe dekhne ki koshish jarur kare. unhe ye ehsas dilana jaruri hai ki aap unme interest rakhte hai.

Formula 88
agar aap unse kahi mile aur unke sath me unke Parents ho to unke Paanv (charan) chhue. Ladki turant aapse impress hogi (agar Ladki JaanPehchan wali ho ussi condition me hi).

Formula 89
agar wo age me aapse chhoti ho phir bhi aap unse “AAP” kahkar hi baat kare. unhe lagna chahiye ki aap unka bahut respect karte hai.

Formula 90
unke sath kabhi bhi bahas nahi kare hamesha unki baat ka sath de. tabhi unko Pata sakte hai.

Formula 91
har Ladki apne Khubsurti ki tarif sunana chahti hai issliye aap unki khubsurti ka hamesha tarif karte rahe. ye Ladki Patane ka Super hit Formula hai.

Formula 92
aap unhe hamesha ye kahe ki wo Duniya ki sabse Beautiful Ladki hai. wo aap se hamesha khush rahegi aur easily set ho jayegi.

Formula 93
mere ek Dost ki 56 Girl Friend hai. usne un sabhi ko Patane ke liye jo Formula use kiya hai wo hai- “Ladkiyon se hamesha unke baare me hi baate karo”. wo hamesha Ladkiyon se unke hi baare me baate karte rahta tha aur Ladkiyan Pat gai.

Formula 94
unse kabhi bhi gandi baate na kare unse achhi baate hi kare, tabhi kamyabi milegi.

Formula 95
aap unse ye kahe ki aap unke liye kuch bhi kar sakte hai, wo aap se impress hogi hi.

Formula 96
Maximum Ladkiyan Clean shave kiye hue Ladko ko Like karti hai issliye sexy dikhne ke liye shave karte rahe.

Formula 97
Ladkiyon ko kabhi bhi ghur kar naa dekhe balki unhe hamesha Pyaar bhari nazaron se hi dekhe, Ladki aapki Diwani ho jayegi.

Formula 98
agar kabhi unke sath Film jane ka mauka mile to koi Romantic Film hi dekhne jaye, unke sath Romantic Film dekhi matlab Ladki Patti.

Formula 99
Ladkiyan apne Julfon (hair) ki tarif sunana Pasand karti hai, issliye unhe Patane ke liye unke Julfon par Shayari sunaye yaa tarif kare. (click here for Tarif Shayari)

Formula 100
aap unki sabhi baaton par agree kare unke kisi bhi baaton ko naa kaate, aap dono ke think milne ka ehsas dilakar bhi aap unhe aasani se Pata sakte hai.

Formula 101
aap unke sath hamesha unke baare me hi baate kare, aur unko special hone ka ehsas jarur dilaye, isse wo aapki Diwani ho jayegi

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